Narcolepsy Forum Posting

Posted by phil on August 30, 1999 at 21:36:30:

In Reply to: Narolespsy is killing my mariage. posted by Kellie Kerschen on August 26, 1999 at 14:05:01:

naps help;Just How Inteligent are Men?
A young man had seriously dated three girls and was finally faced with the dilemma of which to marry. As a test he gave each of them one thousand dollars. The first girl went for a complete hair and face makeover, new clothes, and new shoes. She returned to show off her new look saying, "I want to be at my most beautiful for you. Why? Because I love you, dear." The second girl returned with new hockey and golf equipment, a new stereo, VCR, and month's supply of beer saying, "I bought all these things for you. They're my gifts to you,,because I love you so." The third girl invested the $1,000 wisely and very quickly doubled her original amount. She reinvested the profits which continued to multiply and returned the first thousand to the young man saying, "I have taken your money and made it grow as an investment in our
future together. That's how much I love you, my dear." The young man was very impressed by all of their responses. He then gave long and careful consideration and finally married the one with the biggest breasts.

Please change the sex of main characters to suite yourself !
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the lady. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my husband's mule stumbled. My husband quietly said 'That's once.' We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my husband quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My husband took a pistol from his pocket and shot him. I started to protest over his treatment of the mule when he looked at me and quietly said 'That's once.'"

Need a New Job ?
A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to 3 women, but only one position was available. The day came for the final test to see which woman would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the women to a large metal door and handed her a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances", they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your spouse sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill your spouse." The woman got a shocked look on her face and said "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my own spouse!" "Well", says the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right person for this job then." So they bring the second woman to the same door and hand her a gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances", they explained to the second woman, "Inside you will find your spouse sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill your spouse." The second woman looked a bit shocked, but nevertheless took the gun and went in the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes, then the door opened. The woman came out of the room with tears in her eyes. "I tried to shoot him, I just couldn't pull the trigger and shoot my spouse. I guess I'm not the right person for the job." "No" the CIA man replied, "You don't have what it takes. Take your spouse and go the heck home!!!" Now they're down to one woman left to test. Again they lead her to the same door to the same room and hand her the same gun. "We must be sure that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances. This is your final test. Inside you will find your spouse sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill your spouse." The third woman took the gun and opened the door.
Before the door even closed all the way, the CIA man heard the gun start firing. One shot after another for 13 shots. Then all hell broke loose in the room. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. This went on for several minutes, then all went quiet. The door opened slowly, and there stood the third woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks! I had to beat the "-----" to death with the freaking chair!"

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