This is a bit funny and if not I'll add a joke:)

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This is a bit funny and if not I'll add a joke:)

Posted by Zappa on July 19, 2001 at 15:56:52:
Ok, picture this. Here I am with sleep apnea/cpap and wanting to rib myself of all this if possible. So, I'm reading the boards etc. and my daughter last week comes up with tonsilitis/infection. She's in bed for 30.2 hours then up and running after an antibiotic and all sorts of numbing technics etc. Now guess who has the tonsilitis/infection reading about all the pain all you people seem to love and hurting like a son-of-gun and I haven't had anything done yet!!!! No - that's not funny! Ok, the joke I promised since you didn't like my story: (I'll abreviate-it too, so when you tell it, add some to it)
This guy buys this talking paret who once home w/ him does nothing but slander and cuss everyone out including the owner which he really gets to him because he sees him every day. The bird is warned once, twice and many more times. Finally, the guy has over this girl and the paret just completely humiliates the guy mercylessly!! The guy has had enough .... he opens the cage and grabs the bird and stuffs him in his FREEZER on the porch!! The guy goes and has a cigerett and a glass of wine just to cool off and settle down. He gets up and goes to the freezer and opens it and sees this paret almost motionless, starring at him wide eye's and almost as stiff as a board. He takes the paret out sets him on the counter. The bird just stands there shivering all over and looking stright ahead. The guy asks him how he is? The paret replies, "fifififinnnneee sisisir"
The guy puts him back in the cage and gets him some food and water and for the next three days the bird is a perfect pet! So, one day later, the guy asks him again, "how are ya doing?" The bird responds "fine sir". Pretty soon, the bird says: "hey Bill", Bill says: "yes". The bird says, "would you come here, I have a question." Bill walks over to the cage and says, "what's up?" The paret scoots over to him and whispers: "what did that chicken do that was in the freezer?"

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